There once was a rhyme that was written To placate a person from Britain Whose brother-in-law Had been rather blah Since tumbling through two types of smitten.
no prose in posts or comments except as part of a comic or cartoon or an Andrew Peterson book review
no free verse. Free verse is bad prose masquerading as creativity.
no verse that is qualitatively indistinguishable from free verse,
even if some champion of formlessness has gone to the trouble of branding
and relabeling it as something else