So Close
"Like my new look?" said Eugene to Renee,
As he tipped her his hat in a manner quite jocular.
"Straight from the book, from the cane to--I say!
Will you just look at that! I've forgotten my ocular!"
The Situation Comedy
"I know," said Martin. "What about
A telivision show
Where every episode, a trout
Is flopping on the snow?"
The Entomological Mythbuster
"We're laughable, men,"
Said Affable Ben.
"We put too much stock in our eyes.
Invariably,
The scarier bee
Excels his opponent in size."