Somebody Stop Me
Just three cans of Mountain Dew,
And Andrew is a rhyming foo!
Sit-Ups?
Acid gut,
Placid butt
Aspartame?
Coke belly.
Poke: jelly!
Potential Energy
I have a killer comic strip I'd really like to share,
But it's the sort that takes a week of evenings to prepare.
Creative Energy
How to get the juices flowin'?
Let me tell ya, folks, I'm tryin'.
Sometimes though, to get things goin',
You need Uri, Josh, and Ryan.
Physical Energy
Heck, if she liked healthy guys,
I might even exercise!
Emotional Energy
If I had a girl to woo,
I could write a rhyme or two.
A Toast to Ed and Beth-Annie on the Publication of their First Ultrasound Photo
Nice baby.
"Bryce," maybe?