Mommy thought Tommy caught A nursery infection. Prickly Jade Quickly made A cursory inspection, Said, "we think Eddie Brink May be spreading croup. Dirty boys, Thirty toys-- Baby wetting, poop! Hall is mud; All is crud; What--do you object? But you got What you bought! What do you expect?"
no prose in posts or comments except as part of a comic or cartoon or an Andrew Peterson book review
no free verse. Free verse is bad prose masquerading as creativity.
no verse that is qualitatively indistinguishable from free verse,
even if some champion of formlessness has gone to the trouble of branding
and relabeling it as something else