"Like my new look?" said Eugene to Renee, As he tipped her his hat in a manner quite jocular. "Straight from the book, from the cane to--I say! Will you just look at that! I've forgotten my ocular!"
no prose in posts or comments except as part of a comic or cartoon or an Andrew Peterson book review
no free verse. Free verse is bad prose masquerading as creativity.
no verse that is qualitatively indistinguishable from free verse,
even if some champion of formlessness has gone to the trouble of branding
and relabeling it as something else