The Love Song of Phlegm, the Fourth Humor (or, The Importance of Liking Things)
Come live with me the sedentary life!
I'll hold you fast; I'll grip you like a glove,
And you can be my sedentary wife,
And I will be your sedentary love.
A Creationist Rhyme
Apples to apples,
Ducks to ducks.
Hyena cackles,
Chicken clucks.
Food For Thought
If Martin were here,
I think he would say
That something is queer
With commerce today.
The Trick About Conscience
Nathan was a spiteful man, and everywhere he went,
He saw the spite in others, even where no spite was meant.
How to Know the Shy Guy Likes You
He'll wear his very coolest pants
And greet you with a nervous glance.
On Patience
I hate
To wait.