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Tuesday, July 26, 2005

Honey Nuts Aren't Bad Either

Andrew @ 8:14 AM |

I Like Cheerios For Their Oaty Goodness

Andrew @ 8:12 AM |

Saturday, July 23, 2005

Mary's Dreams Shattered

"I find you too ugly and dumb,"
Said Michael to Mary McCrumb.
"I think you should try
(Oh dear, please don't cry--)
To snag Burly Barry the bum."

Andrew @ 8:28 PM |

You Tell Me

Andrew @ 7:53 PM |

More, More, More!

Andrew @ 1:32 PM |

Wednesday, July 20, 2005

Another of These Silly Things

Andrew @ 8:34 AM |

Oh, I Dunno

Andrew @ 8:33 AM |

Saturday, July 16, 2005

Changes

I have altered rule one,
But I still get my fun.

Andrew @ 3:39 PM |

Belt

Andrew @ 12:52 PM |

Shoe

Andrew @ 12:51 PM |

Friday, July 15, 2005

Things, Things, Things

Andrew @ 8:46 AM |

Sunday, July 10, 2005

A Third Thing

Andrew @ 8:33 PM |

A Second Thing

Andrew @ 8:32 PM |

One Thing

Andrew @ 8:28 PM |

Saturday, July 09, 2005

So Cruel... Seems Like It's Going Somewhere and Then... Nothing.

"You are not leaving dinner until you are done
With your carrots," said Mrs. McMann to her son.
"Oh, but Mother..." said Billy. "No buts!" she replied.
So poor Billy just stared at his carrots and cried.

Andrew @ 1:23 PM |

Because I Haven't Done Any Thinking Lately

There once was a person named Polly
Who always said, "Good gosh!" and "Golly!"
The constant surprise
That danced in her eyes
Made others around her feel jolly.

Andrew @ 12:59 PM |

Saturday, July 02, 2005

True Love

I'd sacrifice my gut for Cazador:
I'd etch my stomach raw and ask for more.
I'd chew my chompers shut for Cazador:
I'd scarf until my jaw was stiff and sore.

O Cazador, O Cazador, your enchiladas grand
Have made me proud to live in this, your patriotic land!

Andrew @ 5:09 PM |