There once was an old attic bedroom
With plenty of floor but no headroom
Whose door never locked,
But still people knocked
Until someone barged into said room.
no prose in posts or comments except as part of a comic or cartoon or an Andrew Peterson book review
no free verse. Free verse is bad prose masquerading as creativity.
no verse that is qualitatively indistinguishable from free verse,
even if some champion of formlessness has gone to the trouble of branding
and relabeling it as something else