Poor Julie had a pear-shaped head.
"Oh, What am I to do?" she said.
"It surely wouldn't do me harm
To find myself a book on charm."

"Where better," Julie thought, "to look
For such a necessary book
Than in my local Christian store?"
And shortly she was out the door.

"See, here it is," she cried with glee,
"The haircut that was made for me!
And all these fashion tips to boot!
I love this book! I'll take it! Woot!"

So Julie learned to wear her hair
To complement her facial pear,
And ev'ryone was glad she'd bought
The book on charm. It helped a lot.