Short poems regarding the beginning of the television season.
"Joey"
looks showy.
"Father of the Pride"
is Jekyll? Nope, a Hyde.
"Amazing Race"
beats "Will and Grace."
"Gilmore Girls"
won't make me hurl.
"Quintuplets"
sucktuplets.
"MAD-TV"
is betterly.
(If marginly.)
"'CSI: NY'
is three too many": I.
"Bernie Mac"
is just too slack.
"COPS"
is tops.