There once was an ingrate from Texas
Who said, "dunno how God expects us
To do as He's said
And thank Him for bread
When the neighbors are driving a Lexus."
no prose in posts or comments except as part of a comic or cartoon or an Andrew Peterson book review
no free verse. Free verse is bad prose masquerading as creativity.
no verse that is qualitatively indistinguishable from free verse,
even if some champion of formlessness has gone to the trouble of branding
and relabeling it as something else