Mom could also be an author,
As could my beloved father!
Or, how 'bout my elder brother
And his signif-IH-cant other?
(I dislike that rhythm there,
But I figure you won't care.)
no prose in posts or comments except as part of a comic or cartoon or an Andrew Peterson book review
no free verse. Free verse is bad prose masquerading as creativity.
no verse that is qualitatively indistinguishable from free verse,
even if some champion of formlessness has gone to the trouble of branding
and relabeling it as something else