It would bring me no end of serenity
To see some more outright obscenity.
And of innuendo will my poems smack?
Only that which deeply lacks

All sense of common propriety--
Bestowing a quick notoriety
On one, if related to those of more piety
Than E. Coli bacilli (the killer variety).

Meter anything but sound;
Rhymes so slanted, they fall to the ground.
Casual readers will be grimly reminded
Of Gettysburg, looking on all the rhyme carnage.

References? They'll be deeply obscure, to
The point of not being at all.
And how shocking!--the things that I plan to refer to,
Their knowledge requiring unrefined gall.

Hopefully this will help steer us, posthaste,
Towards dignity, class, and always, good taste.