Lester lived on make-believe bologna.
Friends would try to tell him it was phoney.
He would simply smile and keep on eating,
Saying, "Rules be darned--I'm chewing cheating!"
no prose in posts or comments except as part of a comic or cartoon or an Andrew Peterson book review
no free verse. Free verse is bad prose masquerading as creativity.
no verse that is qualitatively indistinguishable from free verse,
even if some champion of formlessness has gone to the trouble of branding
and relabeling it as something else