I used to think that spinach made you stronger,
But when I learned that Popeye wasn't real,
I didn't care for spinach any longer.
The forearms must have been the main appeal.
no prose in posts or comments except as part of a comic or cartoon or an Andrew Peterson book review
no free verse. Free verse is bad prose masquerading as creativity.
no verse that is qualitatively indistinguishable from free verse,
even if some champion of formlessness has gone to the trouble of branding
and relabeling it as something else